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Writer's Block: BFF   
10:52am 15/05/2009
 

Who was your first friend on LiveJournal? Are they still on your Friends list?

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southrnfreak69 And yes.
 
     

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Writer's Block: When I Grow Up   
10:16am 12/05/2009
 
mood: nostalgic

Do you ever do anything now that you swore you would never do when you were younger? What is it?

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Drink!!! I used to be so against alcohol...until I started working at my current job and needing a drink to keep from killing people. Alcohol also works wonders on menstrual cramps for me. I'd like to go back to not drinking...which can *technically* happen since I usually never have money when I want a drink, lol. But if I want a drink, and I have the cash, I probably won't make myself not do it.

My granpa would work hard all week and then on Friday and Saturday he'd get drunk. My granma would always complain...and I wondered why the hell he'd do it if he loved her so much and it clearly frustrated her so much. But now I understand. You work hard all week, and if you want, you deserve a little relaxation at the end of your work week. That just happened to be his particular brand of said relaxation. But hey, he provided for the family, and damnit, he earned it. I now know how he felt.

Work sucks. Have a shot.

Amidst Stardust and Malibu Rum,
~Euthanasia
 
     

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Do Me, Baby?   
12:41pm 11/05/2009
 
mood: horny
It's funny how sex--usually earlier in a relationship--is such a restorative. You can stay up all night putzing around with your lovething, have sex, and easily wake up for work early the next day--no harm, no foul. You go into work giggly and rosy-cheeked, and everyone knows what you did the night before, but you somehow manage to function...and usually function well.

It seems like the further you get into the relationship late night sex is just as steamy and spectacular, but the only problem is that the next day you feel like a walking train wreck afterward. You're sleepy and cranky and all you really want is to crawl back into those soaked sheets and sleep off your sex hangover. People talk to you, and woozily you don't pay attention and answer with something completely off topic.

Co-worker: What time is it?
You: *grumbles*...movie nachos.
Co-worker: What?!?!
You: Huh?
Co-worker: Are you okay?
You: Yeeeah, what do you mean 'am I okay'?
Co-worker: I just asked you what time it was...and you said, "movie nachos".
You: Oh. *after having sobered up some to realize the stupidity of it all* Huh?
Co-worker: Exactly.

You fumble around, often grumpy from being pulled out of your love nest and---by the grace of God--somehow swagger and bullshit your way through the day, anxious for the moment you can just go the fuck home and sleep off the effects of the amazing, not-yet-outlawed wonder drug.

Just a thought.

Amidst Stardust and Multiple Orgasms,
~Euthanasia
 
     

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What's in a Name?   
09:41pm 09/05/2009
 
mood: amused
Ganked from limegreensquid because it is deliciously goofy. And here at Euthanasia Industries we strive for such qualities.

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names)
Anita Mark

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Edward Edward...whoa. Weird!

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name)
Jenico

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Blue Bunny <----HAHAHA they make ice cream.

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live)
Patrice Elizabeth ...I kinda like that.

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add "THE" to the beginning)
The Black Malibu, or The Black Mojito

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Nion <----Sounds like something outta The Matrix.

8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie):
Creme Brulee' Peanut Butter Oh yeah, that definitely sounds like someone who'll busta cap.

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet's name, current street name)
:( I don't have a pet anymore!!! (Let's use my boyfriend...same difference.)
Alex Rosehill Ooo...that's actually kinda nice.

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Titi Meredith. I moved so much, I really could've had more choices, lol.
Titi Poseidon
Titi Mifflin
Titi Oriskany
Titi Bellevue...ooo..I like that. Titi Bellevue. I should draw a porn star with that name.

Amdist Stardust and Aliases,
~Euthanasia
 
     

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Public Service Announcement to All My Sexy Male Friends   
12:37pm 09/05/2009
 
mood: nauseated



I'm so sorry, but this was the funniest shit I've heard all day.
 
     

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10:03pm 08/05/2009
 
mood: annoyed
Stumbled onto an ex's Myspace today. It just goes to show that time may pass, and you may get old...er...older, but the Well of Douchebaggery will forever spring eternal.

Everyone has one of those dreadful things. A friend of mine and I spent an afternoon once looking up everyone's at work. A few not-so-closet skanks seemed even skankier than usual and a few closet skanks showed us what they were keeping in the closet.

I don't know why I think that site is the devil, but it is. Actually, that's a lie. I know why I hate it. At least on sites like these you have to type ("talk") and be *SOMEWHAT* of a person with a mind, but with that site it's just a bunch of glitter text and pictures of cunts and more idiot people telling said cunts how hot they are. There's no substance. It's like a whorey Halloween version of everyday life...except people go out of their way to be even friendlier and skankier than necessary. Idunno, it makes me bonkers...that and the fact that there's no filter, so literally everyone has one. Go ahead. Check it out. Look up your high school P.E. teacher. I betcha they've got one.

A twat is a twat is a twat. I don't care how many glitter graphic dimwits you've got protesting otherwise. You saying how cool you are on Myspace doesn't mean I wouldn't still wanna kick you in the teeth in real life. In fact, it might increase your odds of getting that gift.

Sometimes I just wanna throw lit matches at people.

~Euthie
 
     

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Writer's Block: You Wouldn't Understand   
01:12pm 06/02/2009
 
mood: geeky

Almost everyone coins or uses expressions that make sense to only a few people. What word or phrase do you use most often that you have to explain the meaning of to others?

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The "What the Fuck" Face. Whenever someone does something and it makes you SAY what the fuck...you usually make a face. So I call it the "What the Fuck Face".

Whenever I used to get bored or things would get too quiet at work I'd say "Vagina!" in a ditzy voice because back when I first started there were like 1,001 pictures of Paris Hilton in tabloids trying to be cute and pose in her dress while showing her cookie. Me and this guy named Victor would always do a little ditzy pose and mock lift the hem of our shirts and say "VAGINA!" Pretty soon we just took out the shirt lifting and say it...and somehow the ditzy voice went out the window too.

My new thing is "F!" Because when someone does/says something stupid, that's the grade I give them. LOL So all day when customers piss us off, as they leave I say, "F!" or "He/she gets an F!" and everyone cracks up.

I usually blurt, "I farted" to people I don't like, so they go away. It used to work beautifully until they caught on that I didn't. Everyone at work knows I never ever announce farts I just run to grab the spray can afterward, LMAO.

I have way too many of these to list. I'm the Queen of Stupid Inside Jokes.
 
     

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Reviews for June 1st, 2008--BOOSH!!!   
09:14am 01/06/2008
 
mood: complacent
Awesomeness...spread on toast.

Frisky Dingo Season 1 Box Set

Yes, that makes no sense, and neither does this show, but it still won my heart in an amazing way.Collapse )

Anyway, with it's whacky writing, and off-the-wall situations and characters, Frisky Dingo is something that if you don't want to pick up...you should at least check out on [adult swim]. If you're in for laughs, you won't be disappointed! I devoured this season and can't wait for 2 to be DVD-leased!

Amidst Stardust and BOOSH~!!!
~Euthanasia
 
     

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Scotty Doesn't Know that Fiona and Me Do it in My Van Every Sunday   
12:08am 01/06/2008
 
mood: giddy
Yoinked from the fabtacular softjunebreeze: "Comment on this post and I will choose seven interests from your profile. You will then explain what they mean and why you are interested in them. Post this along with your answers in your own journal so that others can play along."


1. Bettie Page
2. Chiba Mamoru
3. Fishnets
4. Greek Mythology
5. Gardenia
6. Seth Gecko
7. Synergy


1. Bettie Page I was in high school when I first learned about Bettie Page. A friend of mine drew blew up a picture of her into a poster for AP Art, and told me that Bettie Page was a bigger pinup than Marilyn Monroe (which really intrigued me because I so love and identify with Marilyn). So anyway, I went online and started to look through Miss Page's work, and was just blown away. Everyone considers pinup and fetish work to be porn, but she had a certain playful cheekiness about it that completely endears her to you. And being in avid lust with raven-haired women, Bettie Page certainly hit a mark that Miss Monroe could not. I copy her signature bangs whenever I can!!

2. Chiba Mamoru *uncharacteristically girlish squeal!!!* Chiba Mamoru is the Japanese name of the cutiepoo that is Tuxedo Mask! I really have a fetish for guys in suits and tuxes, and what's not to love about a mysterious man that helps you beat the bad guy, and throws you roses?

3. Fishnets These are by far my favorite type of stockings ever. They can be classy, or trashy, depending on what you wear with them, but they are ALWAYS sexy. When I was younger (I say around 9? 10?), and used to design clothes, I'd always draw outfits with them, but I didn't know the name so I'd call them gate stockings, LMAO.

4. Greek Mythology What I love so much about Greek Mythology is that the stories are usually about the origins of things, and always not only have morels, but show how the character has roots in modern etymology. (Sadly the first example that shot into my head was Priapus being the namesake of priapism, but I'll go with my second and more PG example--Narcissus.) A sad story about a man loving his own reflection so much that he is turned into a flower that overlooks the water so it too can stare at its own reflection. Priceless. Who thought that up?

5. Gardenia I love nectary-smelling flowers. (When I grew up in Norfolk we had lots of gates and things that were covered in honeysuckle vines, so every morning when I went to school the smell of honeysuckle filled the air.) Gardenia is like the P.I.M.P. of nectary-smelling flowers. It's a very cool, exotic scent, and 99.9% of the time when I like a perfume, I read the description and am not surprised when gardenia is on the list. To be so exotically scented, it actually has a powerful smell, unlike roses where your nose has to be mashed up against the stupid bloom (and it always has that slightly stinky after-smell.) to catch a whiff. No no no, gardenia is pure heaven--no stinky after-smell.

6. Seth Gecko Seth Gecko is one of my heroes, and if he wasn't a fictional character, I'd have his fucking baby. In From Dusk Till Dawn he was the vampire-slaughtering badass who took lotsa names and absolutely no shit from anyone. My favorite part of him, aside from his spiffy threads, is his amazing tattoo that reaches from his arm allllll the way up his neck. Now THAT is sexy.

7. Synergy Without Synergy there would be the Holograms but definitely no Jem! Synergy was the super advanced holographic computer that everyday-Jane Jerrica Benton used to transform herself into the ultra-glamorous pop queen Jem. Sure Jerrica was talented and all, but without Synergy, the show would have no fun, no magic--it definitely wouldn't have been laser-lightshowy-80's-goodness! That was all Synergy. And sorry but Hannah Montana throwing on a wig is such a lame disguise. If she had Synergy, then that'd be a little more believable.

Amidst Stardust and Seven Awesome Things,
~Euthanasia
 
     

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May is National Masturbation Month   
02:18am 31/05/2008
 
mood: horny
In a way to end May is National Masturbation Month right, I'd just like to say--for the record--that my new dream gift is a sybian.
Thank you and Goodnight.

Amidst Stardust and Leg Shaking Orgasms,
~Euthanasia
 
     

(2 Traces of Stardust star Touch the Stars)

 
"Fuck that shit! I ain't no space homo!" and Other Hilarities   
12:47am 26/05/2008
 
mood: surprised
I used to think he was pretty funny, easy-going and cool on Fear Factor. (My mom thought he was cool, too), but I have grown to have a deep newfound respect for Joe Rogan.

His website is full of crap I'd probably say if I weren't too lazy to type.

I never knew that he was a comedian to boot--he was just the Mad-Cool-Fear-Factor-Guy to me.

But seriously--

Even if you didn't like the Fear Factor show, check this shit out, he's wildly hilarious!!!

Conduit to the Gaian Mind

I cracked up so many times. It's great to see people that can laugh at themselves...and others.

...Mainly others. lol

I'm not gay, Mr. Rogan. And forget the 10 billion dollars, I'd probably give you a freebie.

You are just that cool.

Amidst Stardust and Space Homos,
~Euthanasia

P.S. I have been busy lately--and I lost my Internet for a few days--but I promise I'll start commenting on my Friends Page soon~! Don't think I don't love you assholes!!! *holds up the horns!*
 
     

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Idiots R Us   
02:58pm 14/05/2008
 
mood: frustrated
This, quite frankly, is some downright stupid 'ish.




Now, I can't imagine how you wouldn't see someone having a problem with you flashing your stash all over a fancy hotel. I mean, c'mon. This "dress" isn't a dress--it's a bikini top and a skirt with a train on it--I don't care HOW much the fabric cost. Damn! At the very least it could've had a floor-length skirt--nope, I bet if she would've farted, you could've seen enough to have given her a proper pap smear. I mean WHAT THE FUCK? Seriously.

Didn't she hear the rule, ladies? If you show a lot of tit, you don't show any of 'tat? LOL! If you have your boobs out, you cover your legs, and if you show your legs, you cover the twins! Too much and you're naked...especially since this dance is supposed to be a formal affair...and not Friday night at the club. So there's no reason for you to be whored out like Foxy Brown or Lil' Kim.

This is why white people think black people don't know how to act. Because sometimes, we don't. LOL (And a lot of you will hate that statement, but I stand by it. I'm sorry.)

Amidst Stardust and Ho Tendencies,
~Euthanasia
 
     

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The Gift That Keeps on Giving   
02:27am 11/05/2008
 
mood: amused
 
     

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Reviews for May 10th, 2008   
12:33am 11/05/2008
 
mood: disappointed
This was quite possibly one of the biggest disappointments for me this year.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 5
And to say that, breaks my heart...Collapse )

A much better pick up this year for me was the boxed set of Season 1 of Frisky Dingo. I'll write a review of that later.

Amidst Stardust and Lost Idols,
Euthanasia
 
     

(6 Traces of Stardust star Touch the Stars)

 
   
01:29am 08/05/2008
 
mood: drained
Sometimes you have to let people in your life know when they hurt you. Depending on how small the infraction is, sure, it can be jokingly, but if it makes you feel "some type'a way", then staying mum does nothing for you. Even if they're little things, piling up will eventually lead to a blow up and then you'll appear to be extra mad for something seemingly harmless even though it was that seemingly harmless thing X 100. It's like if someone plucked you in the forehead once, it'd be annoying...but if they did it 100 times in a row, it'd probably be a brawl.

I used to try not to say when people hurt me. But y'know, they went on not knowing anything and I was left feeling like shit, so I had to learn (and still do, to some extent) to let people know what's up.
 
     

(2 Traces of Stardust star Touch the Stars)

 
   
08:35am 07/05/2008
 
mood: pissed off
I wonder how in the world you thought this would be okay.
 
     

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May is National Masturbation Month Day 2   
10:31pm 06/05/2008
 
mood: amused
I AM SO BADASS! YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT!

Your results:
You are Mystique
Mystique
68%
Venom
57%
Riddler
50%
Apocalypse
48%
Juggernaut
48%
Two-Face
48%
Catwoman
46%
Dark Phoenix
44%
Kingpin
43%
Magneto
42%
Dr. Doom
40%
The Joker
38%
Poison Ivy
36%
Green Goblin
36%
Mr. Freeze
32%
Lex Luthor
25%
Sometimes motherly, sometimes a beautiful companion, but most of the time a deceiving vixen.


Click here to take the Supervillain Personality Quiz

 
     

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MAY IS NATIONAL MASTURBATION MONTH   
03:15pm 05/05/2008
 
mood: horny
So wank yourself into a glazed-eye stupor.

*cheesy game-show host grin and thumbs up sign*

Amdist Stardust and Handjobs,
Euthanasia
 
     

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01:16am 08/04/2008
 
mood: pissed off
Somehow I always find myself in these female-heavy jobs.
Somehow I always find myself wanting to whoop a bitch's ass.


And it's so great to come home and just feel like you're still fucking at work.


Someone buy me a drink. I'll love you for life.
 
     

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Reviews for April 1st, 2008   
11:49am 01/04/2008
 
mood: nerdy
Ahem. Not everything that has green tea tastes fucktacularly good.
Case in point:


Haagen-Dazs Green Tea Premium Ice Cream

Why was I *NOT* surprised?Collapse )

Amidst Stardust and Kickass Stuff,
~Euthanasia
 
     

(6 Traces of Stardust star Touch the Stars)